The Cooties Test

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  • If this test is positive, it does not mean that you have the Cooties. You must see a Cooties professional.
  • If this test is negative, it does not mean that you do not have the Cooties. You must continue to test regularly if you are engaging in high-risk Cooties behavior.

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  1. Congrats! It is, indeed, a great way to summarize the whole hoax – it would be even more funny if it wasn’t about such a tragic issue…
    By the, I would like to ask you guys a favor, regarding the following post, in your website:

    ^ Objective Investigator Reply:
    January 30th, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Are you for or against Luc Montagnier? Would you rather keep culling the planet’s “undesirable caste” like some obsolete religious lunatic with AZT? What he is saying is crystal clear. He even mentions the mycoplasma fermentans incognitus as one (but not the only) AIDS co-factor like the US Army knows about. When the US govt AIDS vaccine group scientists purified HIV through CD45 depletion of the exosome mess, what they found was that the “pure” homogeneous “HIV” particles held random mixes of hundreds of host cell proteins. Each was never the same as the next. This is your Gallo HIV particle that makes AIDS happen in 3 months in Africa, but 10 years in other places, and seems to be identical to various other illnesses like pregnancy. So the human fetus apparently is a big giant HIV particle, because healthy HIV-negative pregnant women create “false positives.” What an amazingly shameful legacy that the USA will have to live down like Germany has to do everyday if this is all a targeted genocide.^

    Can you guys provide the source (or website) of the information about ” …US govt AIDS vaccine group scientists purified HIV through…”

    Thanks a lot!


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