Finally, the convenience of a Cooties test, right in your home!
- If this test is positive, it does not mean that you have the Cooties. You must see a Cooties professional.
- If this test is negative, it does not mean that you do not have the Cooties. You must continue to test regularly if you are engaging in high-risk Cooties behavior.
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