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The Cooties Test

Finally, the convenience of a Cooties test, right in your home!

Precautions:

  • If this test is positive, it does not mean that you have the Cooties. You must see a Cooties professional.
  • If this test is negative, it does not mean that you do not have the Cooties. You must continue to test regularly if you are engaging in high-risk Cooties behavior.

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http://www.oraquick.com/Warnings-and-Precautions