Do Michael Douglas’s Wife and Girlfriends have Carcinogenic Vaginas?
by Liam Scheff
The internet is popping with reports that Michael Douglas’ love of cunning linguistics caused the throat cancer he underwent radioactive chemotherapy for in 2011. But, is it so? Did this Lothario of legend truly lick cancer from the gleaming thighs of his many mistresses? Or was something else to blame?
Michael Douglas has lived the life of a conquistador. He revels in his civilized excess – booze, cigars, women. He’s listed in the top cigar smokers of all time and pictured on the cover of Cigar Aficionado magazine. Indeed, he is a lifetime smoker and drinker.
The mainstream understands that tobacco and alcohol are toxic poisons; the burning embers of chemically treated tobacco products are irrefutably carcinogenic. Mike therefore has a problem that follows demonstrably from lifestyle choices – from sucking on and drinking carcinogens and cell-deregulating toxins.
But, we’re being asked to ignore reality and look at the invisible, undetectable scapegoat: the “HPV virus.” Continue reading The Deadly Vagina Meme