The Asphyxiated Press

HIV Super-duper Rapid Nanotechnology Test (Fraud!)

by Liam Scheff The HIV police are coming for you! They’ve got a “nanotechnology rapid test!” Yes, they can tell you in SECONDS if you’re…Right – not infected with anything specific at all – because the “test” is actually for a protein that occurs in millions of people* called “P24.” (and who knows, maybe all [...]

Understanding HIV Testing, for Beginners

RTB: HIV Tests have no standards, and come up positive for nearly every disease known to humankind, if you bother to read the medical literature on the subject. But this information is never offered to patients, or to the general public by the media. The implications of these facts are profound – millions and millions [...]

The Politics of HIV – “Sticks and Stones”

RTB: The OMSJ outlines the politics of HIV, the pharma hit squads, and their tactics. A must read, here’s an excerpt from “Sticks and Stones”: Judas Horses For hundreds of years, cowboys have trained horses to lead wild herds into captivity.  Like the helicopter-cowboys that terrorize roaming herds, the drug industry uses the media and [...]

The AIDS Industry Unveils Its New Fall Line

A new motto from those crackling geniuses at AIDS, Incorporated. Seems ‘true’ is ‘in’ this season. Let’s take a look at the preview! Exciting stark black and white! Yes, it seems that if they can’t beat you to death with fear, they’ll do it with drugs, and vice-versa. Here’s to the AIDS industry!

Scientists Zero in on Protein that Stops HIV

by Liam Scheff That wily HIV retro…er…vir…uhm… Trojan Exosome! It is made by our cells using our own proteins! It appears to be harmless but must secretly be dimishing stimulating doing SOMETHING to… around … near … in the vicinity of … in the same body in which there are some T-Cells, because as everyone [...]

Russia Times Shows Western Media How to Report on Government-Scientific Fraud

by Liam Scheff for RTB When the Nation that gave the world “Pravda” is producing the only honest reporting on the international AIDS conference….well, we’re through the looking-glass, aren’t we? The Russia Times does due diligence in exposing the AIDS fraud, by covering the conference of AIDS critics, which ran alongside the mainstream’s billion-dollar tin-cup-rattling [...]

AIDS is (once again) Over – “Virus Burning Itself Out” Say Officials

HIV burning itself out - AP

by Liam Scheff It was just last year that the “heterosexual epidemic” was over. And now, suddenly, yes… here it is again. In fact, it was over in 1996. So the experts now say. Yes, it’s not the science was always bogus, pliable beyond reason, infected with a filthy rottenness that made Enron look like [...]

CDC to American Public: Pandemic on the Way! No, Really! No, We Mean… Really! Be AFRAID! And Get Vaccinated! No, REALLY, We’re SERIOUS This Time! No, We Really Are! Come On! Do What We Say!


“I wish they had tested and that I knew for sure whether they had it. I’m not anxious to give them an experimental vaccine if they don’t need it.” However, the CDC recommendation for those who had “probable” or “presumed” H1N1 flu to go ahead and get vaccinated anyway means the relatively small proportion of [...]

Will the Real Seth Kalichman Please Stand Up?

Dr K. and Mr. N.

RTB: What does it take to be a qualified, orthodox AIDS thinker? Please find below the story of Dr. Seth Kalichman, and his alter-ego, Joseph C. Newton, as they instruct the world in matters of science, right-thinking, and true-belief. Dr. Seth Kalichman, a Professor of Psychology at the University of Connecticut (that’s 406 Babbidge Rd, [...]

WHO: Snail Flu Super-Pandemic Rushing Toward US Border

RTB: The press is so easily bought by the Government Health Agencies, that it’s nigh impossible to distinguish truth from parody these days… AP: World Health Organization announces threat of mega-pandemic Snail Flu. Hundreds of Billions in Peril. Roche and Bristol-Meyers-Squibb Readying Experimental Vaccine. It has been reported in scientifical papers soon to be published [...]